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It feels "safe" About Airport Security
We have all heard by now, on the terrorist attack in a suicide attempt plane on Christmas Day. Fortunately, no success. You will all be happy to know, as a result more stringent airport security and the next day were able to quickly seize and secure a highly dangerous bottle of almond butter that my daughter tried to take on board an airplane – whew!
Who knows what she or someone could steal the butter from the kernel of his could have done. It could have been spread over the windshield of the plane, blocking the pilot's vision and prevent a safe landing. Or, it could have been spread in the hallway so that flight attendant steps in it, so delaying their enough that it would not be able to serve alcohol to the pilot in flight at the right time to get drunk, which disrupts their rhythm and crashing the plane. The possibilities here are endless. (SPECIAL NOTE: If you are a potential terrorist, please stop reading now because I do not kid yourself that terrorism of this article.)
It was comforting to her to tell me, however, that the almond butter have not been taken away if the package is 3 ounces or less. I can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that airport security is using logic and common sense. If you had no more than 3 ounces of matter, for example, could not cover all the windshield, another disaster averted!
Earlier this year I had forgotten myself and put my more than 3 oz container of toothpaste in my hand luggage and I was happy to know that was confiscated before I was on the plane. If a terrorist who had found things in my bag and could have been stolen in the bathroom and brushed his teeth to the 5 ounce toothpaste was used throughout. Then it would be so white teeth so he could enter the plane, take all the attention, and a broad smile, while a light flashes on your teeth and the whole world blind, therefore, to take over the plane. We're safe in the hands of security Airport!
Laying airport security at the moment, lest they never let me fly anywhere again, that the terrorist on Christmas Day was not a particularly bright man. He had a bomb hidden in his underwear. If a bomber blew himself up inside what was the idiot that he would do when he received his award "70 virgins in heaven." He would have had a vision of the Virgin, began mouth-watering, and urges them not to feel down, in fact has nothing down, he would be screaming, "I Want A NO MORE!"
If terrorists are willing to blow their nether regions I sure would not mind putting a bomb inside your mouth. I bet the airport security will come up with an effective plan to combat this strategy, such as giving noogies chance to fly as they come through the line so that when they yell: "I'm telling my mom," the bomb in his mouth drops.
So the strategy noogie fits can at least begin to pick up the children with bombs inside by adopting the strategy of random atomic Wedgies!
About the Author
Steve Yeich is a humor writer with over 25 years of experience. He has written
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